Alpha-Omega

Ahhh church, and I'm one of the only catholics in our family. Every Sunday i go and afterwards, the Azn crew goes to the across-the-street Carls Jr. to get some burgers and soda. Yeah, thats the weekly ritual. But this time we were confronted by a intellectual, yet comeplete asswipe person. He came in not glasses and a necktie, but in a coat and shaggy beard. We were eating and laughing when he says

Him- You from the church?
Us- Yeah....

-You know that church is the biggest hoax in the whole world?
- What?
-Its true, the church killed Galieo because he proved that the world was round. There is no God, Matter=Energy, Energy= Matters

Energy = Matters......he explains his whole explanation about how god is non existent and shit like that. Being the only guy to actually understand this whole equation, i stick up for the big guy up there.

Me- But the Pope realized that the Church made a mistake for Galieo and God can bend the rules of physics to make the universe.

Him- No, you got it wrong, Matter= Energy and Energy= Matter, nothing else can happen. The Church is the biggest con in the world. Buddhism, Islam, Jews, they are all wrong. They all have to hide behind the fact that there is life after death.

Fuck this, i stand up and start to leave. "Lets Go" i say to the group. When we get out the door he yells out, THERE IS NO GOD, RELIGION IS FAKE!!!

Later, after mass, i look across the street into the Carls Jr. and see some poor sucker getting lectured by the fucking athiest. Have fun......

Yeah...........so thats the gospel. And so it shall be