Thats Asia

Asia has some weird similarities with the European countries, i have learned.

For example, China is like America. Big, lots of people, and somewhat off balance, China is like America. No seriously.

Japan is like the French, We Koreans are the Jews. The Vietnamese are somewhat like the Russians, and Thailand are like Italians.

Lets look at each one and its similar country.

China-America

Both are big countries, both are military powers, and both think their better than any other country. Though both suck at producing anything useful, they like to brag and show off their stuff to companies. But at least Chinese people are smart.

Korea- Jews

We are so damn stingy. But we Koreans arent cheap. Jews are, but we arent. But we are still stingy. But we know how to make money and get rich off of Americans.

Vietnam - Russia

Vietnam has a weird language, just like russia. Have you ever heard people speak Vietname or Russian? Written in English, Russian sounds like , dues stierish wendershen. Vietnam is...........i cant do it, but its very high pitched.

Thailand- Italians

Weird food, but its pretty good. Deeply religious people, both of them. And can take a few bullets and still live. Tend to rely on other countries soldiers to protect them. Italy-Switzerland
Thailand- Korea.

Yeah, thats Asia converted into English...........and so it shall be