Koryo

At least once a day i always hear,' Chinese, Japanese, Korean, they all the same'.

Yeah, Jews, Germans, Russians, they're all the same. ( Forgive me Russian readers, for i know there are quite a few)

So, heres the story of how we came to be. And i bet the white people have something like on this own their own, they just dont want to admit it.

Back in the B.C.s, China was basically our homeland. Then one day, the Chinese Emperor gathered 3 of his wisest men and said, ' Bring me the flower that would bring my immortailty, and dont come back until you do or i kill you'

So the wise men went out and said to each other' Shit, we better find it'

One of them said,' I got a plan, lets go back to the Emperor' So they all go back to the Emperor and the wise guy said' Give each of us 100 of the finest men and women to help us find the flower.'

The Emperor, thinking that it was a small prive to pay for immortatily, gives each of them the 100 people. Then the wise guy said, ' Ok, lets start our own countries instead of looking for that damn flower, im going south, you guys go north.

So they all split and the guy that went south became the Vietnam, Thailand, and possibly the Philippines. The guys that went north became my homeland, Korea.

Now what about Japan? Japan came from Korea. Korea was separated into three kingdoms, Kogoryo, Bek-Chek, and Shila. The spelling is how you pronnounce it, damn the history book.

Shila took over, than Kogoryo. Then the Bek-Chek got pissed and went to Japan. We rule. Koreans kick ass. Shila went and became part of Kogoryo. We are actually the Kogoryeans. But the English were too lazy and just called us the Koreans. I dont blame them. I bet you white people couldnt say it either. And dont laugh out our Ching-Chong crap. I had trouble pronouncing ur damn Byzantine Empire. And the Teutons. And then Visigoths and stuff.

Yes, Asians rule. We kick ass. Except for Thailand. Just kidding, Thailand kicks ass too Tori.

And so i am asian........Ching-Chong bitch!