CALL 911! GET AN AED

CPR in P.E is such bullshit. I have one of the most weirdest teachers to teach it too.

Name: Ms. Mettler
Cause of Weirdness: Sex Deprived or something like that
Reason of Choice: She just does

In P.E. Chris and Matt came in late with their backpacks and their regular clothes. They ask Ms. Mettler what to do.

She says," Oh, just take your clothes off and have a seat"

They just stand there while she goes off to the bin and doesnt realize what she said until a minutes later when we were all laughing.

Another example, if you must have one. When we do the CPR on those red plastic ?manican? thingys, she manages ( i dont know how she does it) to put some kind of sex-related issue in there.

" Find the nipple line and then go two inches below and start pressing in the stomach."
" If it is a girl, the medics have to take off the bra to give them a deflibiration."

She also manages to make everything so dramatic. Everythings such a life-or-death situation.
When someone asked her if she ever saved a life, she said so much bullshit about a diabetic and a ambulance.

GET AN AED! GIVE TWO RESCUE BREATHES! FIND THE NIPPLE LINE! CUP YOUR MOUTH AROUND THE LIPS! USE YOUR FACE SHIELD. KEEP IT IN YOUR OWN LITTLE PERSONAL BAGGIE! DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE THE ONLY FUN I GET IS BY TEACHING YOU WORTHLESS SHIT THAT I ALWAYS MESS UP. AND BECAUSE I CANT EVEN SPELL "TOMORROW"

No, seriously, she cant spell shit. No really, she cant spell "shit"

Haha, thats enough for today, just thought i would do a little teacher bashing.

And so it shall be..............