Hey You!

When i had to go on a shopping errand with my mom, i just waited near the registers. You know the music always sux in the stores.

All of a sudden i hear "Hey you!"

I look around, expecting some guy in black with a knife.

Then i hear it again, " Yeah, You!"

And then i look at the speakers i realize that it was an advertisment.

" Yes, you can be our newest member of Alberstons, just sign up and let us ass rape you with our hidden fees and junk mail."

I hate those. Even the internet has it.

HIT THE MOVING TARGET AND WIN A FREE IPOD!

SHOOT THE TERRORIST AND GET 150$$$

TRAP THE WILD MONKEY AND GET A VIPER!

And when you do click on these damn ads, you get swamped with special sales just for you. Yeah, well guess what. Yeah you got it, YOUR NOT SPECIAL! Any guy that has fingers can click on those ads and get a 'special price'.

Ok, im done ranting for the day.

And so it shall be...................