COLL1DE

Everytime i give out my AIM screename or some other screename, i'm am always plagued with the question, ' WTF is coll1de?'

Well, for all of you who STILL dont know, its my name. I cleverly replaced the 'i' in collide with a '1'.

Now if you still dont get it, you really have to be retarded or have a speech impatiment.

Say 'collide' 10 times fast. Now what do you get? Thats right, its my name.

And for those who are wondering about the 'the' in front of it. Thats just there to fuck with your mind.

There, now i dont want to answer that damn question again.