Redneck Ads

I hate Rednecks. If theres anything i hate the most, its a Redneck. This country is full of 'em. Who knows, you might one. There everywhere, in every class. Low, middle, upper. Hell, even Calabasas has them.

It was just another Tuesday. Being done with my work and dinner, i decide to watch TV for a little before i sleep. Just flipping through the channels, i find the Simpsons and settle there. The commercials come and they suck. They're all redneck ads.

First one was a Budweiser commercial. Now anything from Budwieser has to be Redneckish. But this was fucking incredible. Bascially it went like this.

Budweiser, the best beer for the best country. Why choose any of the import beers that come from foreign countries? Why choose a beer from somewhere you dont know. Thats why Budweirser if for you. Home-brewed in the US, you can trust our beer. Its the best beer, for the best country!!!!

Redneck, pure redneck. From what i hear, this is what i can decipher.

Budweiser, it kicks Asia's ass. Why choose some shitty Korean beer? Why choose the crappy Russian beer? Why, why,why? Choose America's beer, cuz it kicks ass. Dont worry that its high priced, its American!

2nd one was for a pick-up truck.

This was truly the shittiest pick-up truck i have ever seen. I thought it was trying to attract the eye of rednecks. It just showed a orange pick-up with a hood scoop and a rear spoiler.

It has a hood scoop, just like the Daytona 500.
It has a hemi, just like the Daytona 500.
It even is painted orange, like the Daytona 500.
And a legendary rear spoiler, just like the Daytona 500.

Only a redneck would buy that. They showed it and it was the ugliest piece of shit i have ever seen. Only a redneck that loves NASCAR would buy that.



I hate rednecks..............and so it shall be