You Are a......

A new master came in the dojang. I might switch to mooin kwan. Anyways, ive thought of a way to determine who you are.



You are a MTV brainwashed idiot if.....

1. You watch more than one hour of MTV, a week

2. You like more than 3 Little Jon Songs.

3. You think Brad Pitt is a great actor.

4. You have a Green Day shirt or more than 5 of those rubber bands.

5. You have never been hit by your parents.

6. You think Chrismukkah is cool.


I hate Green Day. Though i must admit, they are imaginative. Who else would think of making a red, beating heart into a hand grenade?

You are a Jew if......

1. You think Asians are the most stingy race group

2. You shizoogle is bigger than your shiznit.

3. You live in Calabasas, and still wear Vans.

4. You drive a American car


You are a Asian if........

1. You try to save every dollar possible.

2. You take 2 forms of martial arts. 1 is acceptable only if it is Kumdo, TKD, or Kung-Fu.

3. You get punished with brute force, not "grounding".

4. You eyes are less than half an ich wide.

5. Good grades. You dont realy have a choice thought. Straight A's, or Straight to Hell


You are black if......

1. You love making fun out of white people.

2. You either have an afro, dreadlocks, or your bald.

3. You hate it when people say 'shizoogle'

4. Your skin is brown.

5. You love the game GTA

You are a white, black wannabe.........

1. You take pride in being called a nigger.

2. Your favorite show is the "Dave Chappelle Show"

3. You have hydraulics on your Mitsubishi.

4. You wear a doorag.......a red one.

You are social life loser if..........

1. Your only contact with other humans is with the computer.

2. You c4n r34d th15 1n und3er 4 s3]0nd5. 1 4m 1337or5.

I got that from a website. It originally says ' if you can read this, you really need to get laid'

3. You spent more than an hour a day playing a RPG

4. You are level 100 at any game.

5. You think O.C. stands for Out Cybering.

6. You know what MMORPG. I only found out what it meant by googling it.

Ok, im done. If you want me to do something specific like this, tell me.

And so you are a.............