GTA = Great Timing Asshole

Some people dont know when to shut up, tell a joke, or break the ice. I remember on the back of the bus, Darious was telling a joke. Now i know, hes an asshole, but still, we were bored. And then the punchline comes nearer and nearer.......Then he says the punchline and we just kinda stare and ponder on how that was funny. Hes still smiling after 10 seconds, and finally figures out that the joke wasnt funny. Hunter then did his famous 'little jon YEAH' and then we burst out laughing. That was good timing. Unlikely, but we started laughing and then we resumed talking as if Darious didnt kill the day for us.

But holy shit, i dont know if this guy was gay or something. It was in the bathroom, i already took a piss and started to wash my hands. Some 8th grader starts to take a piss. A 6th grader comes in, and starts to take a piss beside him. All of a sudden, the little guy suddenly blurts out," So.........hows your day? " I laugh violently and dry my hands as quickly as possible. I still come out of the bathroom laughing and i see my friends, who think im just smoked 3 pounds of crack.

Just writing this made me think of another use of something- Nascar. I dont know what it stands for, but i use it as - Not A Single Calabasas Asshole Respects

I dont know why i hate Calabasas. I think its all the self-righteous bastards that cheat and lie to another for money and corruption. Either that or all the Quiznos and Coldstones. Either way, i value the people that live there and yet remain the same. I knew this girl ( im not naming anyone) She lived in West Hills, the same one as mine. Before she moved i remembered her and someone who valued herself. But then she moved to Calabasas and became one of the many pre-teen whores on the campus.

ASISB......................