Horror Styles

When i go to see American horror movies, its all the same. I hate American horror movies because they arent scary. The only thing that probaly freaks out people are that they are based on a true story.

Japanese horror movies scared my shitless. Korean horror movies are pretty gruesome. Chinese...................never mind.

Theres always the same basic principles in American horror movies.

1) There is nothing more scarier than a little white girl saying 'Come play with me'

2) Clowns are the most decieving characters. Remember the movie " IT"?

3) The man always dies. The helpless, pitiful women is saved by a sacrifice from the man.

4) The black person dies first. Nuff said.

Japanese movies have weird, out of the ordinary ideas, which are utterly more laughable than usable. For instance, ive seen a floating mask become one of the villians. But that movie was one of the scariest ive ever seen. I forgot what it was called.

So seeing these cheap movies, Amityville Horror, The Grudge, House of Wax, all the Resident Evils, being big time hits sickens me. You wanna be scared? Put yourself in a small bathroom, turn off the nights so its pitch black, and turn on the faucet so that it drips every 3 seconds. In about 2 hours youll be paranoid. Why spend 9 bucks on a late night movie when you can do it for $3.26 in your own home. Then when you get out, we could make a movie and name it, " Shitless Scary Faucet"

Horror sucks.........unless its Japanese.

And so it shall be