Lady Boy

P.S- Anonymous is Ryan Kindel, i just realized.


Standing in line for X was probaly the most hilarious time at Magic Mountain. It wasnt the 2 hour that made it the most memorable, it was what i did in that period. Ellad and i were waiting in line, surrounded by hillbillies and rednecks. Litterally. In front was a mom with her son and daughter that were talking about how they shouldnt go on X. The 12 yeah old boy suddenly said, " NO, IM NOT GOING TO RIDE THIS, GOODBYE!" And shoved between me and Ellad and then stormed out of the line.

Behind us were Texas rednecks. I saw the father with his teeth and, it was not a pretty sight. As for the mom, think of a Calabasas soccer mom. Now subtract the lipo, breat implants, nose job, add on another 35 pounds, and add red all over. They had one son and one daughter. The daughter was casual, but the son weared pink and had one weird hat. And boy that was one fat son........or so i thought.

Behind us the son was pounding his fist on his dad. A little after that, he began whining about how stupid this trip was and then started kicking his dad. Trying to avoid the action, Ellad and I casually slid up and sit on the railings. The dad pushes the kid and he flies and bumps into me. Imagine a huge bowling ball of fat-ass mass hitting you with full force. Luckily, my legs took hold and i maintained balance while the son started to hit his dad again.

Now im pissed, the dads pissed, everyone in the whole family not to mention the whole is pissed.

So i decided to do everyone a little favor and said to the pudgy bastard , " Hey kid, be a good son to your dad and stop hitting him."

His mom suddenly looked at me weird. His sister started laughing, and his dad was puzzled.

" IM NOT A BOY" he shouted. He ripped off his hat to reveal semi-long hair. Behind me, Ellad started laughing and slapped the handrails.

Oh shit............i turn around while Ellad still makes snickers and the father plans to kill me..............All the while in my head im thinking , " AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK!

X was fun. Making fun of rednecks was more fun. God bless steel railings.

And for a side note, Ryan, dont make stupid comments. And for complaining about me using bad words.......FUCK BITCH ASS CUNT SHIT BASTARD BITCH.

All hail profanity...........and so it shall be.