Friday, August 05, 2005

You Are........Part 2




You are a hopeless sympathizer if............


1. You cried when you heard that your friends, cousins, uncle, grandsons, aunt died.

2. You cried when Terry Shivo died.

3. You cried when your pet plant died.

4. You made your will before the age of 40.

You are a political idiot if..........

1. You actually care enough to picket against/for gay marraige.

2. You think Bill Clinton is a sell out.

3. You think MPV stands for My Political Views.

4. You saw the movie, the Manchurian Canadate, and hated it.

5. You think Michael Moore is a traitor.

6. You think Britain has to beef up security.

You are Russian if..........

1. Your last name is more than 4 syllables.

2. You pronounce your double l's like r's.

3. You pronounce your r's like double l's.

4. You actually know how many variables a AK has.

5. You still think Russia is a country. ( Technically, it isnt after the breakup if the U.S.S.R) Prove me if im wrong. But thats what i heard.

6. You pledge everyday to the 'motherland'

7. You suck at piano.

You are American if..........God im gonna love this

1. You think Britains need to get more jobs.

2. You think China is going to flunk.

3. You think your still drunk, but actually, its the STD's.

4. Your addicted to BET.

5. Your addicted to black people, in general.

6. You like NASCAR.

7. You like Japenese people.

8. You still think China is going to flunk.

9. Your last name ends in a "berg".

You are Japenese if........

1. You still think you won over America with Sony.

2. You last name has 18 consnants and 3 vowels.

3. When you draw asian people, you make the eyes bigger than anything else.

4. Your ashamed of slant eyes.

5. Your mom cant make any form of sushi.

6. You have the weirdest shit in your house.

7. You never admit to your faults. Even thought your whole culture is built on HONOR, you dont have any.

You are Korean if.........

1. You know the original 3 korean kingdoms.

2. You know which kingdom eventually formed Japan.

3. You hate Japanese people for what they do.

4. You take Kumdo, instead of Kendo, Taekwondo, instead of Karate.

5. Everything in your house is from Samsung.

6. You have rice once every 6 hours.

7. You love pho.

8. You know the 3 biggest Korean families.

9. You know the Korean soccer song.

10. You cant play basketball..................ever



I can go on and on, but i choose not to.

PILSUM KOREA!

And so it this was the second part...............






5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU'RE is the contraction for you are.

YOUR is posessive.

Learn the language or don't use it. You can't really call everyone else idiots if you can't grasp simple things like that. Also, grow up racist. You're worse than anyone you attacked.

2:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a official loser.

as in your, i mean you are, and i dont give a fuck.

learn to shut up, or stop reading. You cant really call on other people's mistakes when it doesnt matter. Also, grow up grammer boy, Your worse than the teachers at my school.

hows that for analyzation you fag

anyways Clyde, im going to get you for the black shit, lol

8:01 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

am i the only one that thinks lesser and sam are dipshits?

5:53 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES!!! i am a dipshit!!! yay!! really...i am!!! ha lol! but im not the only one...cough...cough!!

8:32 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelsey..i agree w/ u!

8:33 PM

 

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