Osama the Allah
In the morning, i had to vacuum the whole house. Whenever its a free morning, my mom automatically makes me work the house. So while dragging the 10 year old metal piece of crap, i started thinking, what is Osama Bin Laden was a pop star. I thought about it, then laughed myself shitless. You know how pimp that would be?

That is the shit. That would be awesome. If he made a CD, i'd buy it. You know what it would sound like? It would have him saying 'allah' a couple hundred times while suicide bombing go off in the backround. Can you imagine what the music video would be like??????
While i was thinking this and enjoying my useless thoughts, i ran over my foot with the vacuum. But still, i wondor what it would be like if he was a rap artist. AHAHAHA. And Bush was his rival.

Featuring his newest Album : I AM NOT A PUPPET!
Jeez, that would rock. ACDC is dick cheney, and suddam hussien is tommy lee jones!
And so it shall be...........
9 Comments:
haha...no one commented...u have no friends! o well...im special too..in my own way!! yes!! i luv being retarted!! seriously...u cant be mature all the time...or life would be no fun!! so u know what, u should get a life!! hahaha mwaaaah!! i rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head!!! wait u know what im gonna stop cuz obviously u have no fun or life watching ANDY MILONOKIS!!! u would be so cool if u actually watched it!! I rock bees on my head but dont call me a bee head!! hahaha mwaaah lol!! im so hyper! bye!
8:36 PM
wow.................
9:29 PM
You spelled Saddam and Hussein incorreclty you know. You spelled Saddam with a u, and I is before e, except when you spell saddam's name, because then you spell it e is before I.
8:25 AM
thank you jlee
12:11 PM
LMAFAO that was one of the funniest posts I have seen on somebody's blog in a long time. As for that Sam person... wow, I don't even know what to say about you...
9:00 PM
Is that supposed to be funny or something?
10:05 PM
hey..jlee do u spend all ur time jst looking for litte gay mistakes..like grammar and stuff, thats pretty retarted. atleast u knew what he was talkin about! wow! ....and whos this sam person! she seems kinda cool!
4:36 PM
thanx anonymous!
4:36 PM
is it just me, or is it suspicious that anonymous and Sam's comments were made in the same exact minute?
5:37 PM
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