5 Million for a Black Circle

A couple of days ago, i was watching some program, dont know what it was called, but it showed abstract art. It said that people cant tell real abtract art from the real thing. To prove it, they had 4 year old kids doodle on a canvas, and then they had real masterpieces. Turns out that the people couldnt tell the difference. Even the white woman, who sounded British, and was the head of the museum, couldn't tell the difference. For a final stunt, real abstract painters came, and they got it wrong too.

It said that a black circle, one that was made by a real artist, was sold for 5 million dollars. Who the hell pays 5 million for a circle?



Behold, the best goddamn black circle you will ever see. This is the actual painting that was sold for 5 million dollars. I found this by searching google. In images, type in 'black circle art'

Im no artist expert but its a black circle. I dont see and 'light and dark' concepts. I dont see a story. I see a BLACK CIRCLE ON WHITE PAPER!!!

I would love to see the guy to owns this right now. And the things he says to his friends when he brags about it.

" Oh hey, did your daughter do that?"

" The circle? HELL NO! THATS A ONE OF A KIND PURE GENUINE ABTRACT CIRCLE!!! CANT YOU SEE THE AUTHENICITY IN ITS DARK SPHERE?!?!"

" So..................was it your son who did it then?"



Maybe i should draw a blue stick and sell it for 2.5 mil.





What!!! Its not a TIC TAC TOE GAME, ITS A STORY ABOUT 9 SQUARES WHO KNOW EACH OTHER BUT CANNOT MEET EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THEIR BLUE BOUNDIRES!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS THINKING!!!!!

Hahaha, 5 million for a circle, thats too funny.

And so it shall be...........