Unexpected

I found it weird that i ran out of my barter items. Considering that my rosary's were pinky sized and that most of my school is jewish, i found it weird. Being the pope ( Jesus for Jed ), was pretty good. Aside the fact that it was boiling and i had to put on a heavy robe and a hat, it was good.

But then the downfall came. When it was time to clean-up, i saw people getting pink or blue slips of paper out. Then i was thinking,' Why does everyone has those slips?' Then it hit me, that was the out-ticket. That slip was the only thing keeping me from going home. The main thought that was going through me mind was ,' SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!'

Yeah, i forgot about that thing. But it was worth it. I got starburst from tasha and a coke from natasha's cooler. Considering that i didnt have a lunch, those two items saved me from collapsing on the floor drooling blood all over the sidewalk. Oh yeah, and the hot dog bun..............that was weird. Gil had hot dog buns and called it 'Holy Bread'.

So imagine how i feel when hes out and parents ask me,' Whats the hot dog buns for?'

'Uhhh..........its holy bread'

'....................oh'

And in their heads, i know their thinking,' What a fucked up kid'

Whatever, it was worth it. Oh yeah, THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU!

repent sinners.................and so it shall be